Steve Cobs

Another word for popcorn.

Suitcase: I never knew dead abusive fathers like steve cobs could taste so good!

Knife: I know, right? Want some butter?

Suitcase: Sure, babe!

by TrophyxTissues :3 December 11, 2024

steve

steve is a name for a person an also a minecraft character

Stephen: hey steve can you pass me a controller?
Steve: yeah sure Stephen

by 6funny_number9 December 7, 2020

Steve Con

A convention for all Steves and Steve allies. This annual convention (no official date or location; it can happen whenever or wherever) celebrates and acknowledges all Steves, Stevens, Stephens, and related fellas. Steves of all genders are welcome.

Hey man, I didn't see you at this year's Steve Con! You missed a seriously good lecture on the values having a local Steve in any community.

by Ominous Council Ruler July 1, 2021

Steve Job

Shoving an IPod up someone's ass and then playing with their genitals.

"I was really into it and then she gave me a Steve Job"

by Sebwich September 25, 2021

steve woodrum

Huge asshole extremely conceited and self-centered full of ego very sneaky always deceiving and conniving selfish Narcissistic almost evil like traits Habitual cheater and habitual liar has no conscience and feels no remorse loves to belittle and bully women to make himself feel better don’t let his act fool ya he is anything but good

That guy really seems like a huge asshole he was so rude he was a Steve Woodrum for sure!

by Dickbag sniffer July 9, 2021

Steve

Steve is life's most extraordinary gift to me. His existence makes my existence meaningful. I never thought a man like Steve one day would come into my life and love me the way he does. Steve is the most sensitive, thoughtful, romantic, sensual and loving person I've ever met. He's genuine, soulful, compassionate and generous. Steve stole my heart the moment we encountered each other and loves me wholeheartedly with his body, mind, heart and soul. Steve has the most beautiful pure soul I have ever known, and he shares himself with me without any hesitation and invites me into the darkest and deepest places in him, knowing I will love and cherish every part of him. Steve has a wickedly dirty/loving mind that makes me crazy about him. He showed me a world of intimacy I had never dreamed of experiencing with anyone in bed. He showed me the full spectrum of love in its perfect form. His sense of humour makes me happy and fucking horny. His mind is so powerful, and his competence makes me wet.
But most importantly, he makes me feel safe; every cell in my body feels calm and secure when I am around Steve, and I know he will always love and protect me. I yarn for him, desire him, and love him with all my being. I love you, baby. I never have and will never again love anyone as I love you.

ZM

Steve will redefine love and intimacy and rock your world forever!

by IRFLY March 26, 2023

Zombie Steve

Popular streamer Syndicate used to mention Steve while playing Call Of Duty Zombies.

"Oh, Zombie Steve? He's chained up in the basement. Yeah he's fine."

by Lapos October 28, 2020