Rubberband Man

An individual with an extremely thin hog, a needle dick of sorts, who needs to scoop his nut sack forward and affix it to the shaft with rubberbands to add credibility to his Girth Certificate.

The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations:

1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat.

2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.

The Irish Backhoe gets the job done, but the Rubberband Man is in a league of its own.

by Kool-Aid Pimp June 6, 2025

Rubbish Rubbers

Bad condoms; condoms that do not work and allow sperm to enter the vagina

Thoes rubbish rubbers didn’t work. We still need up having her

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Cock Rubbery

To Rub your manhood against a ladies genitalia, to excite stimulate and part the waves.

Kevin was getting nowhere with Karen so decided to try Cock Rubbery

So drove his car up and down the drive to open the garage.

by Micheal Masked Avenger February 28, 2022

boot : rubbers

boot bo͞ot noun
1. The hindquarters of your automobile

2. a sturdy item of footwear covering the foot, the ankle, and sometimes the leg below the knee.
synonyms: gumboot · wellington · wader · walking boot · riding boot

boot bo͞ot verb
kick in a specified direction:
"he ended up booting the ball into the stands"
synonyms: kick · punt · bunt · strike with the foot · tap · propel · drive · knock · send · blooter

a hard kick: "I got a boot in the stomach"
synonyms: kick · blow · knock

Granny said to Pops, "Put your rubbers in the boot : rubbers." (translation: put your rain galoshes in the trunk of your car )

by ohenry bar July 1, 2022

highway rubbery

Da absurdly-exorbitant prices of condoms.

Da term "highway rubbery" could also refer to a gal's giving a guy a handjob while they're motoring down da freeway, possibly due to all da local stores' charging so much for condoms, and so da horny couple decided to forgo actual "fourth base" activities for da time being.

by QuacksO January 24, 2023

armed rubbery

Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!

Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P

by QuacksO August 27, 2023

robberdixon

noun. the act of dating or hooking up with an exceptionally unattractive female.

After being dumped, Justin thought his plans for the night were over. However, he pulled a robberdixon that night, followed by a walk of shame the next morning.

by hanmillis May 30, 2008