queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.

"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"

by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

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Slippery Queef

Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery

Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat

by SparkleFlaps July 23, 2016

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Queef Starker

British Prime Minister.

Queef = A cunt that emits hot air. A fanny fart.

Starker = Raving mad lunatic

By Jove Nicholls!!! Have you seen this morning’s headlines?!! Queef Starker has abandoned the use of passports!!

by Befferson 2 June 17, 2025

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Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes coming out when a girl is tight and the penis is large for the vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small tight vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse. Gentlemen, this is a verrryyy good thing. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep hard thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy gentlemen.

As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.

by Doctorgigi December 28, 2018

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