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Queef

Air that comes out of a pussy similar to a fart. Commonly caused by sexual activity or any type of insertion.
Yesterday, i had a violent, tight, and ronchy queef.
by CheeseSack March 13, 2022
mugGet the Queefmug.

cowboy queef

when a truck with a large exhaust chooses to blow black smoke (queef)
Did you see that truck blow a cowboy queef? Dude must have a shrimp dick.
by yolkmart December 16, 2021
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queef-fu

A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.
Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.
by Queef-FuMaster6969 September 16, 2023
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Queef Stroganoff

The act of basically inhaling a vaginal belch while munching on some carpet.
Stoney: does your hoe queef when your pounding her?

Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.

Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
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space queef

Used as a derogatory term for any form of lesbian or gay (also anyone with dyed hair of any kind)
“Hey Andy, look at that space queef BuzzLightyear
by AssholeSpice May 6, 2019
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Queef Robber

The act of using one's own urethra without consent to forcefully deprive a woman of her vaginal flatulence.
Homeboy: "Yo man, I heard around town they've been calling you the... Queef Robber?"
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."
by Maxdout May 12, 2021
mugGet the Queef Robbermug.

Queef

I am experiencing queef following the loss of the Queen
by Sheff-Lads September 8, 2022
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