a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer
if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole
by Sexydimma January 19, 2015

When something has gone out of direction or purpose (like a headless chicken) it's time to put the headback on the chicken.
We have lost track of our followers and are starting to lose them – Let's put the head back on the chicken
by winthelove January 7, 2019

Kids are running around causing trouble.
Father walks in and says, "Sit down and put a book in your hand."
Father walks in and says, "Sit down and put a book in your hand."
by wild_prairie_gal December 19, 2008

you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out
by taylor garrett May 2, 2007

by myniggachucknorris August 14, 2008

describes having completed difficult or harsh, unrelenting work; it refers to the poor care of horses;
the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning
the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning
I just finished a 12 hour shift. I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule
These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule
by almost doctor April 16, 2014

Term perfect for every occassion, not offensive and will keep every one guessing what your talking about.
Derived from the more offensive phrase "Put your noodle in your poodle" from 18th century Asia. The more popular term now "Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky" was first used in Melbourne Australia, however its origins are not clear.
Derived from the more offensive phrase "Put your noodle in your poodle" from 18th century Asia. The more popular term now "Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky" was first used in Melbourne Australia, however its origins are not clear.
by Archie Biglips November 1, 2006
