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National Bite People Who Annoy You Day 

National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"
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mountain people 

another term for mien people, most of them live in the mountain's. Wakes up at 5 am to enjoy fishing, practically sits and chills at a fishing spot all day for about 10-12 hours or until they catch something. They also put a lot of stuff in their food at pho restaurants. Fish sauce, hot sauce, sugar, salt, and whatever else that is on the table. Very cool and funny people to hang out with, always play counter-strike 1.6 and cabal or go on ventrilo.
Fong likes to hang out with the mountain people on ventrilo everyday, gg #team.eXceed
mountain people by team|exceed April 6, 2008

small people 

1. unwashed masses

2. impoverished (net worth of less than $100 million USD)

3. used to work for a living before earth was punctured like a petroleum soaked ripe persimmon

4. not to be confused with "short people"
small people by Joe Slick June 19, 2010

Rich White People 

noun - A socio-economic group characterized by high income and, or, net worth and sharing the common belief that they truly earned their grossly disproportionate wealth through hard work. Though easily identified by their lavish lifestyles they will vehemently deny their wealth. "I'm not rich" is their motto.

Currently, the vast majority are caucasian which accounts for the "white" descriptor in the phrase, but members of any race may meet the essential criteria for inclusion in this group. In the United States asians and indians are among the richest of "Rich White People" and represent a rapidly increasing percentage of the group.

Though not a violent group, their contempt for those outside of outside of their own group makes them a threat to anyone not sharing their status and beliefs. The only effective way

counter their threat is refrain to from buying from them, selling to them, or working for them.
"The amount that I have to reinvest in my business and feed my family is more like $600,000 ... and so by the time I feed my family, I have maybe $400,000 left over ..."
-- Congressman John Fleming (Rich White People)

"I never got a job from a poor person."
-- Sean Hannity (Rich White People)
Rich White People by Poor White Boy September 16, 2012

CAVE people 

C.A.V.E. is an acronym for Citizens Against Virtually Everything. CAVE people, often self-proclaimed "activists", oppose most any proposal for change within a community. Topics subject to their protest include new development, infrastructure changes, or public policy changes.

CAVE people will oppose a proposal entirely, instead of suggesting a change that could minimize impact. They are rarely open to compromise.
The local government hoped to construct a wind farm just outside town, but opposition killed the project. When they considered a ban on texting while driving, several of the same CAVE people protested that too.

See also: NIMBY, Luddite
CAVE people by voidxor0 May 28, 2011

National tall people day 

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
I can’t wait for National tall people day!

rich people 

people who dont care about anyone else in this world and think its hilarious to watch someone die.
oh no, your poor, should i take the time to reach into my coach back for a a quarter... haha no wayyy, im to much of a rich person to hang out with non rich people..
rich people by katriina odonnell February 2, 2008