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Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato
That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato
by Carlos de la Cerda December 9, 2021
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Big potato

by Pryocatfish October 23, 2019
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potato head

A person who judges someone else because of their own arrogance without looking in the mirror at their own potato brain in their potato head on their potato body in their couch, potato selves.
Redditor: why is that guy being so idiotic in this game. He’s so trash at it he might as well quit. This is not what this game is about. Did you actually READ the handbook?!!!!!!?????

Me: ok potato head
by masPene March 20, 2021
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Dauphinoise Potato

When you stick a potato up your butt so when he eats your ass, he gets a special dinner.
Him: Babe, I'm hungry. What's for dinner?

Her: I'm busy preparing you a "Dauphinoise Potato"
by CyborgMonkey69 March 1, 2021
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Mr. Potato

A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.
"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*

THE END.
by M1. Potato June 13, 2016
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Potato Man

A mysterious man that steals potatoes from kids that dont listen to their parents to punish them he is made from potatoes and tastes like bacon be good kids or you will lose your potatoes
Be good or potato man will steal your potatoes
by Potato Man Steals January 15, 2019
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Social Potato

An amazing and kind person who loves Cheetos and loves to be happy and annoying!!
Your a social potato for giving me cash cash money cash cash.
by Social Potato April 25, 2019
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