Player 1: Hey when did you start playing Minecraft?
Player 2: I started in 2019
Player 1: You are a 2019 Minecraft player? You were a bandwagon
Player 2: I started in 2019
Player 1: You are a 2019 Minecraft player? You were a bandwagon
by Zombieparrot37 March 5, 2021

The game that is a drug and you build a whole city but then your ashamed of your self so u kill ur self
mom can i play minecraft
sure hunny
5 hours later mum comes in room
OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR
mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*
PULLS TRIGGER
NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT
sure hunny
5 hours later mum comes in room
OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR
mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*
PULLS TRIGGER
NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT
by minecraftisthebest June 4, 2019

''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)
Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017

-Joe the dinner is getting cold , and your brother and i have been waiting for 10 minutes for you to come down.
-MOM , I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.STFU.
-Your grounded . And your dad does'nt love you anyway.
-MOM , I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.STFU.
-Your grounded . And your dad does'nt love you anyway.
by MongoPsykos December 3, 2018

Def 1- Sup baby. Maybe tonight you can let me in your Minecraft mineshaft.
Def 2- yo nick I got in yo girls Minecraft mineshaft the other day. Accidentally left some XP.
Def 2- yo nick I got in yo girls Minecraft mineshaft the other day. Accidentally left some XP.
by Extendo Glock November 21, 2024

by MCDJSD360 January 22, 2020
