mile high tug

The act of master-bating on an airplane. Most times in the bathroom of an airplane, can also happen at your seat. Can be used in many different grammar uses (adj, noun, etc.)

Tom: how was your flight?
Bill: Dude half way I got really horny and did a mile high tug!
Tom: Really! The girl next to you was that hot?

by Beauties September 5, 2016

mile high wings

Having sex while in an airplane.

Jerry got his mile high wings when he banged the flight attendant in the cockpit.

by DeepDishPizza August 1, 2016

Mikey (J Blige)

Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).

Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.

by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017

Mikey raw

A true definition of a hustler whether legal or illegal he knows who to get at it. A people's person that everyone likes and easy to get along with.

That Nigga Mikey Raw is bout his business.

by Mikey Raw June 9, 2017

Mile High-Five

The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.

Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"

by Dash Crushes Gash April 23, 2017

Mile High Club

Whorehouse in the sky.

Take me to Mile High Club

by Trengerpenger July 19, 2017