matthew's holy hammer

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides
Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.
by St.damien February 19, 2014
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Matthew 15:4

Jesus calls he pharisees hypocrites for not executing their disobedient children.
Ye hypocrites (Matthew 15:4)! You should kill your brats for not eating their pees!
by Guyoo November 12, 2007
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dave matthews band

Great Band!!!!
a touch overrated, but not here, the guitar isn't the best butthe blend is perfect and the writing is perfect
dave matthews band Everyday, Under The Table and Dreaming, Live; in Chicago, at Luther College, and at Red Rocks
by E1 K4B0NG March 09, 2006
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matthew

whos that?
oh thats a matthew stay away!
by dfSEtfgwaergt April 15, 2019
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dave matthews band

an alright band, they have some good songs like Ants Marching.. but a little overrated. for some reason all the preppy kids really like them.
"Dave Matthews Band concert on Tuesday!"
"Eh, they're alright."
by BOOGABOOGA October 03, 2005
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matthew fernandes

A sexy man who likes a girl named Tori
Matthew fernandes is a sexy man who jacks himself off
by Cormax August 08, 2019
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MATTHEW LIKES MEN

Words used to describe when Matthew Lindsay of Dorchester, Ontario, Canada is acting quite gay. He is also bad a battlefront, Like rlly rlly bad.
Person 1: wanna go play some game
Person 2: Yea, why not.
Peaf: Have you guys seen Matthew, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THE SEGGS!!!!!!!!
Person 1: it seems that Matthew likes men.
Person 2: so it would seem. :)
by Jim James JIMMY 2.0 May 13, 2021
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