MIKE D

WHEN YOU RUN THE 40 YARD DASH, WEARING MOCCASINS, ON CEMENT, AND FALL AND SKIN YOUR KNEE

DUDE, BOB TOTALLY DID A MIKE D YESTERDAY.... WHAT AN ASS.

by JIGMIC October 16, 2008

mike hunt

cockney rhyming slang for cunt

you fucking mike!!!!!!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

mike jones

Coolest kid in the world, by far!

Mike jones is the shit!

by who? March 19, 2005

icy mike

to take a shit, freeze the shit, fuck a girl with the frozen shit untill it thaws out, and then you eat the shit.

"dude i cant beleive your into icy mikes"

by brendan December 29, 2004

Mike wazowski

hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot step on my throat daddy mike wazowski. ugh get it deep into me daddy

ugh step on my throat daddy mike wazowski

by 30 rats in a trench coat June 9, 2021

mike mccann

Pretty much the shit

That was mike mccann

by drunk'n monk July 10, 2011

fatty mike

A teenage boy or man who isn't fat at all, and is actually quite attractive, but has self-esteem issues like that of a 15-year-old girl.
Fatty mikes are usually straight, but have EXTREMELY feminine qualities, like reading their girlfriend's YM & Cosmopolitan magazines, waxing pubic hair, and are weirdly emotional.
See also metrosexual.

HA!HA! Fatty Mike shaves his legs!

by anherotaylor August 14, 2007