lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

by jeff October 1, 2004

lick a lot o puss

A lesbian dinosaur.

"Kathy is the captain of her softball high school team". "Yea, I think she is a lick a lot o puss".

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

Lick my loafers, Debbie

A quick comeback in an argument.

Person : eat my shorts
You: Lick my loafers, Debbie

by Jordynkate December 31, 2020

I wouldn't lick a grapefruit

An expression used when pointing out something interesting noticed.

Well, I wouldn't lick a grapefruit, but his forehead is pretty massive.

by Ajurfhas November 27, 2005

lick back

To eat something or drink something.

I lick back mars bars

I licked back that pizza

by xxmelonheadman March 17, 2017

dick licking cock whore

1.as the word implies, it is a cock whore who licks dicks.
2.a whore who is easy and will do anything to fulfill her need to lick dicks

1.get off me you dick licking cock whore
2.savanah is a dick licking cock whore

by carlos ball February 5, 2005

Chetney Nut Lick Supreme

The act of smearing your bean bag with peanut butter and having your special little dog friend lick them clean.

There's nothing like the feeling of a nice Chetney Nut Lick Supreme in the mourning before work.

by billy boy January 3, 2005