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britain johnson

The name of a boy who is a douche and takes advantage of girls with his handsome looks. He is a player and goes out with every girl he meets. Do not trust him even if he seems nice or you like him.
Omg I hate Britain Johnson, he is such an idiot and dickhead.
by Kc uh January 2, 2017
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Curious Johnson

A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.
Jack hasn't gotten laid in months, I'm pretty sure he has a curious Johnson now.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 21, 2020
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Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”
by sigmamama January 10, 2025
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Bus Johnson

A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.
Man, where is Bus Johnson.

He's at Pistons!
by El Jefe Soto March 16, 2022
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Silky Johnson

Idiot who sits on WCCFTECH (tech site) all day long calling people poor and rigless.
Silky Johnson here! AMD still slow? Stop being poor! Show me your CPU-Z validation.
by AMDolt November 16, 2023
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kayley johnson

she’s the hottest most stunning woman you’ll meet. she’s very kind and loving to the ones she has a good feeling for. Watch out tho she could drop yo ass quicker than you can blink if you cross her. shes a hopeless romantic but knows how to work your body veryyyyy well. She’s amazing but she can be petty as hell. She attracts does not chase.
by Jonathan ret June 6, 2021
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Jacob Johnson

by Dave29382 December 18, 2023
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