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A retard ass nigger that was likely raped when he was young. If you want your child to be an absolute retard, and quadruple the likelihood they will be raped by an uncle, naming them Jack is your #1 choice! The uncles of jacks are usually not reported, and many experts do not see the correlation between the name and rapings, however, closer inspection upon instances of unreported rapes suggests that most Jacks enjoy being raped, and chooses not to report so they can be raped in the future. In some rare cases, Jacks will attempt to reach more pedophiles through their uncles.
Bob: “Hey do you know Jack?”
Alex: “oh that retard ass nigger who’s asshole diameter is 45cm?”
Jack by Eva Elfie October 16, 2024
Generally a term for a stud with a very huge schlong (10-14 inches). He is the hottest dude to walk this Earth, and would be able to steal your mother in a matter of seconds. He is very good at sticking it in Olivier's mother especially and sings "Just Dance" as he does so, pumping at the beat. He completely satisfies every women/man that he fucks but he is never gay, since he is the straightest dude you will ever meet. Also has an average of a 20 inch bicep, a 200kg bench, a 300 kg deadlift, a 300kg squat and is straight yolked.
I want Jack inside of me
Jack by massivedickguy485 November 27, 2024
'Forget about it', 'sack', 'nah', 'can't be fucked'
When Oliver K asks me to get on fortnite, but I'm not in the mood for playing so I proceed with replying: "Jackkkk"
Jack by Fuck me mr albazi January 7, 2025
Any jack you meet, will automatically be an asshole. He'd cheat, he'd lie to you, he'd do all kinds of ugly and disloyal things in a relationship. But, the thing is, if you're a horny guy/girl, then you will be drawn to him.....because Jack has a very hard and greasy stick...not to mention it's long when it's excited. His balls are squishy but hey, not everybody's dick is perfect.
OMG you GUYS Jack was so jacking me up I literally saw stars *drools*
Jack by YOMMI3 January 15, 2025
With his Dark blonde hair, Brown eyes, and short height jack is the hottest guy you will find! He is very smart but also autistic and really bad at sports, as well as fat with a front and back gyatt. Still, you’re attracted to him and lucky if you know him
“Oh you know jack?”
“Yes he’s the nicest guy around!”
Jack by skibidi king February 8, 2025
Is a very nice guy with a HUGE FUCKING BULBUS KNOB, always ready to please the huzz giving dick is a way of relaxation and is very calming

Jack can be a huge prick but you keep coming back for more as he makes you drool over him feinding for more FEIN FEIN FEIN

If you meet a Jack keep it close and don’t let it destroy your pussay;)
Hey is that jack

Yeah that’s jack

Look at that huge fucking cock

I know I want it in my mouth 😍
Jack by Teethyhead445 February 23, 2025