Italian Wedding

Male-male anal sex.

Pardon me, would you like to come back to my place and have an Italian Wedding?

by toastingsubs April 20, 2011

Smol Italian

A person of or accused of having Italian ethnicity that is also really smol

That Nate is such a smol Italian, look at that classical Italian ramen noodles

by Kuhl Penguin February 02, 2018

The Italian Typewriter

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.

Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.

by EBT03 May 05, 2019

Italian wetmop

A regal act worthy of the Caesars of Rome. This action involves not showering for a minimum period of 3 days. During this period, one's scrotum becomes a melting pot of sweat, oil, and vinegar. After the marinating process, the person approaches either a sleeping girlfriend or unsuspecting female and drops their wet sack directly onto the victim's eyes, with the asshole over the nose. The sleeper will awaken to a warm Italian howdy. Rustic with a touch of pink eye

Boyfriend: Good morning sweetness.
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic

by Catsinthevents August 01, 2022

italian wine

what you had before you wrote your crush

"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"

by Krkič November 25, 2019

Italian Tortilla

A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo

WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE

by yesusdioenfskiiii July 27, 2020

Italian Loafers

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body

Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.

by HyperIntake13 April 05, 2023