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Chicago French Toast

Chicago toast is fast becoming one of the most famous breakfast foods in America— with its meteoric rise in popularity being credited with Barack Obama famously ordering a whole loaf on his first day in office as POTUS.

Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.
Is that toast? No. It’s Chicago french toast.
by Walters Brew October 28, 2022
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Toast

To fuck up; make a mistake
Can also be used as a verb
"Wow failed my maths test again, really toasted that one"

"Such a try hard,that boy is really just toast"
by Feliz navidad November 30, 2013
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Toast

A magical food that when you put bread in a toaster it becomes toast and is no longer bread
Person:hey Nate you wanna go get food

Nate: no thanks I would sit in a closet witting music and eating this magical good called toast
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Spackered Toast

When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.
Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more
by Inkle little dinkle January 9, 2013
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victory toast

After you fuck a girl so good she makes breakfast after
I pounded her so bad and enjoyed some victory toast.

Javier make me some victory toast after you eat this vag
by Gprodriguez62 December 22, 2018
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toasted

A really salty person that is pissed from a game is toasted
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toasted dope nugget

by varholaj April 12, 2011
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