The Island of misfit fuckbois

The place where fuckbois get sent to as an archived spam folder when they slide into someone’s DM’s

Her patience was worn so thin from all the unwanted dick pics she was getting, that she just started sending everyone to the island of misfit fuckbois

by Batmatt44 February 28, 2021

indonesian island hopper

The act of shitting on a girls face while playing leap frog

Hey so you want to Indonesian island hopper?
Sure just don't get it in my eye

by miggersaly March 7, 2014

Staten Island jellyfish

Its a used condom floating in or around the East River or any other virulent, disease infested, filthy dirty body of water in NYS ..

"Wow I was docking my boat and noticed a Staten Island jellyfish floating by...EEEWWWW Gross"

by Symone...A.K.A Ill NANA November 27, 2013

Battle For Dream Island

my childhood

Do you watch Battle For Dream Island?
That's my entire childhood

by Yoyle Boy 420 September 19, 2023

Block Island Giraffe

When your chick is so tall that she has to open the hatch on your boat to stick her head out to ride your shaft.

I had this chick in my ocean yacht the other night that was so tall she had to do the Block Island Giraffe on me. People walking by on the dock were watching in disbelief as she rode up and down on my long shaft with her head above deck.

Also known as the ocean yacht trot.

by Skinner M September 4, 2021

coney island bankroll

Noun, roll of $1 bills with a $100 bill on the outside giving the appearance that one has more money than they claim.

Johnny tried to pay me off with a Coney Island bankroll, but I saw right through that junk.

by Thedudedylan November 21, 2019

Saltaire, Fire Island

A place where kids can fuck around with friends they’ve known since they were 4 years old (thanks to the Saltaire day camp)… also known as a place where young adolescents gather in empty trap houses to get high and then go to the beach the next day, just to do it all over again.
Rules:
Only bikes
Barefoot
Locals only
Get drunk on bay picnic
Hu on lifeguard beach chairs

Notable residents
Ted and Jen of the Saltaire day camp!!!
Doctor bob
Patrick - Saltaire market
All of the public safety officers.
The lifeguards
Will Schiff

“This summer in Saltaire, Fire Island, we’re gonna get drunk at the bay picnic!!!!!”

by FireIslandFuckery December 23, 2021