by The Accountable Badass July 20, 2010
Get the Holy Turd Shit! mug.That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.
*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"
by toodlefucker6969 July 10, 2017
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by i am a human or something December 3, 2021
Get the Holy Doug Dimmadome mug.1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.
2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"
"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"
"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"
by gregoriouse June 21, 2012
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Get the Russian Holy Water mug.Someone who generally sticks to a plan deviates from routine to do the abnormal.
Basically someone says or does something that nobody sees coming.
Basically someone says or does something that nobody sees coming.
Did you hear what Angela did? She never asked anyone out before!
Woah it's the holy grail of requests.
Woah it's the holy grail of requests.
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