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god hour

A slang term used by followers of the principles of divine mathematics, most notably the RZA and other members of the Wu-Tang Clan. This term refers to a specific hour of the day, "seven o'clock", because according to divine mathematics, the number seven is representative of God and perfection.
"You hear us use righteous terms in slang all the time, Like, 'See you at the god hour' means 'See you at seven o'clock.' Or we would call your woman 'your wiz', which is short for wisdom. It's not a code, it's just that our understanding was at that level and you communicate with what you know. Some brothers have gotten mad at me for flipping the words in slang, but I'm a hip-hop slang guy, I can't help it." -RZA, "The Wu-Tang manual"
by georgieghost April 30, 2006
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god’s loophole

When Christian girls do anal in order to maintain their virginity.
The girls at St. Mary’s all take advantage of god’s loophole.
by Starkgarean April 21, 2018
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Act of God

1.) n. A legal term, usually meaning a natural disaster or other uncontrollable event.

2.) n. A miracle, astounding event. Primarily used by religious people.
1.) Sorry, but we can't replace the iPod you lost in the hurricane because it was an act of God.

2.) I just won the lottery yesterday! What an act of God!
by TheYellowBanana August 28, 2009
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God complex

A person is who is said to have a "God complex", does not believe he is god, but acts so arrogantly that he might as well believe his is God or appointed to act by God.
Some believe that "God complexes" are particularly common in arrogant, highly educated, worldly, or powerful people.
by Mrs Wentz September 22, 2005
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god of dank

a doctor of sorts; you would recognize him instantaneously by the plethora of bud-ly knowledge that he bestows only on those of whom he sees to be fit. For those that are worthy, a shroud of smoke envelopes them but yet under a gaseous haze comes forth he who calls himself the Doctor, Doctor Weed.
Yo mayne, you hit up the god of dank yet?
A: Naa bro, I've been tapped since last night's sesh. I need to see him soon if I'm getting through this Sunday morning.

Pheobian #1: (via phone) Doctor, doctor where are you??? It's an emergency! I'm having a panic attack & haven't slept for days!!
Doc. Weed: Yes, yes, please hold...I'm preparing your treatment as we speak. Be ready for the best night of sleep you've had in years; you'll sleep like a beby.
P#1: Can I send my buddy Pheobian #2 to you as well?

Doc. Weed: It'll be aight mayne, send 'im right away.
HE IS THE GOD OF DANK
by The Man o' Misterioso December 17, 2013
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Trial of the Gods

In Scandinavian countries, to legally become an adult here you have to pass a trial associated with one of the gods. Three common ones are:

1.Every town square has a model of Thor’s hammer. If one boy or two girls are able to carry it around the square, they pass Thor’s Trial and become Disciples of Thor. They are successful as everything from coal miners to cannon fodder on the battlefield.

2.If you’re able to defeat the village elder in a game of intellect, like chess, you pass Odin’s Trial. Some of the hipper elders accept games like Starcraft and Magic the Gathering. The Disciples of Odin are often thought to all be nerds, but actually they have significant numbers of geeks as well.

3.If you pass one of the other trials by cheating, and it’s later admitted or discovered, you pass Loki’s Trial. The Disciples of Loki often go on to become successful businessmen and politicians, which ensures we don’t get laughed at for having really stupid people making terrible deals.
"I passed the Trial of the Gods."

"By cheating!"

"That's a valid way of passing."

"Why?"

"Because it shows I cheat well."

"Is that good?"

"If you can lift Thor's hammer, sure you can lift a hammer. But if you can make people think you can, you can make them think anything."

"Are either of those things as important as chess skills though?"
by Effective Altruism June 29, 2016
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