Fried Ian

A mental state of being in which removing all of ones clothing and engaging in uncomfortable conversation topics with a friend's mother after eating too much acid

Tell your mom to lock her door, we have ourselves a Fried Ian situation.

by anonymous June 11, 2023

Fried chicken taco

When a Mexican and a black person are in the missionary position during sex

Baby let’s go eat sum fried chicken tacos 😈

by Dannyduncanlover March 26, 2022

K-Bar Fried

A somewhat slang term for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I got the munchies. Let's head over to K-Bar Fried for some hot wings.

by NorCal BeachGuy June 29, 2011

I’ll have fries with that

When you waste your money on a useless college degree that gets you nowhere such as gender studies

Pam - Oh did I tell you that I’m majoring in gender studies?

Jim - I’ll have fries with that.

by CaptainPete2024 February 10, 2024

Maxi-Fries

A Max (male or female) who spends their day working at mcdonalds and stealing fries and chicken nuggets. However as a best friend she will share.

Hey maxi-fries, hook me up with some foodage....

by Athena2125 January 25, 2011

A Fried Toe

Draco Malfoy is a fried toe, stop simping for him. I know you simp for him I can see it through your eyes.

A boy with fried hair that looks like an old man and a fried toe.

“Who’s your crush?”

“Draco Malfoy”

“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”

by lucy the chipmunks December 26, 2020

West Texas Fried Breakfast

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying

Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast

by Toenail_eater23 July 14, 2020