american aquarium drinker  

Used in the Wilco song I Am Trying To Break Your Heart. Jeff Tweedy is saying that he is a heavy drinker. A figure of speech meaning he drinks as much as an aquarium could hold.

Apple Picker - "I get drunk so easily, I am definitely not an american aquarium drinker."

american aquarium drinker

american aquarium drinker by LEXIWORLD October 2, 2008

buy me drinky girl 

An asian woman, or a man disguised as one, usually filipeno, who eeks out a living coercing men to buy it overpriced drinks in exchange for conversation. The coversation usually consists of request for more drinks and empty flattery.

recruit "Hey Salt, can I borrow some money I spent all mine at the bar last night."
Ol' Salt "No kidding, I didn't know you could drink so much."
recruit "Well I was buying drinks for this girl I met."
Ol' Salt "Girl eh, you didn't kiss her did you?"
recruit "Well yeah, I was liplocked with her most of the later part of the night, after she got a dozen or so drinks in her."
Ol' Salt "Dude that's a buy me drinky girl, and she was probably a man."
recruit "Noooooo!!!"
Ol' Salt "You sicken me."

buy me drinky girl by Sailor Jack Dulouz June 29, 2008

skinned my dink

To screw some bitch all night, real hard so that your dick is sore the next day, possibly with some skin worn off.

Oh man, I really I skinned my dink on that bitch last night!

skinned my dink by the knob April 25, 2006

drinking comfy 

when you get back to your residence and decide to crack some brews, you take off the work clothes and throw on some sweats to get drinking comfy

I got back to my dorm and needed to unwind after a tough day of class, so I threw on my basketball shorts and got myself drinking comfy.

drinking comfy by theoregonduck November 16, 2011

Drinking Age 

Something that is retarded in the United States. You can thank Reagan and MADD for that.

"The Drinking Age is 19 in Canada, which is acceptable. Here it's 21 because conservatism.

Drinking Age by senthurmanz October 31, 2017

drinking the kool-aid 

refers to accepting something blindly without thought or criticism.
Linked with Cults and mass poisonings.

The phrase “drinking the Kool-Aid” refers to followership at its worse. It was coined after a delusional, pseudo-guru named Jim Jones led his cult, the Peoples Temple, to mass suicide. Over 900 people, including 304 children, killed themselves by drinking from a vat of grape-flavored drink laced with cyanide.

p1: "Wanna start a cult?"
p2: "I'm not drinking the kool-aid"

or
p1: "Dinosaurs could all fly and were secretly dragons"
p2: "Wow you really drank the kool-aid huh?"

drinking the kool-aid by NovaTheGreatAndPowerfulCult January 13, 2020

never drinking again 

The most commonly broken promise in the world.

My head feels like fuck, I've spent all morning puking, and that slut gave me something itchy, I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN.

never drinking again by omg im so wasteddd December 30, 2011