sam dick

sam dick a funny alternative to sam hill or sam hell when you are surprised or angry

what the sam dick just happened that was awesome

by littlejimmie April 30, 2019

pete wentz dick

It’s not a bad dick

Pete wentz dick: *leaks nudes*

Brendon urie: it’s not a bad dick,

by Pretty_abnormal January 10, 2018

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

dick cleaner

A Dick Cleaner is a professional title given out to a nymphomaniac slut that cleans dicks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the penis.

A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.

"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"

"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"

"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

dick bastard

A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.

"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."

"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."

by Pork King May 1, 2003

Community Dick

A Dick that you have to share with other woman . A man that’s for everybody . A male « Hoe »

He fucked every girl . He got community dick .

by Nymphv September 4, 2019

Dick Cheney

An oily, whorefaced, bean-stealing enemy of the people. Dick Cheney completed the long-rumored merger of Halliburton and the Whitehouse. Under Dick Cheney’s guidance Halliburton became a de facto government agency, overseeing policy decisions as well as spending billions in public funds. Dick Cheney also shot a senior citizen in the face, while poaching quail, at a canned hunt (after drinking). He was then taken off the NRA Christmas card list.

Which feeble oligarch attempted to throw a pitch at a Nationals’ game but was too weak to make it over the plate?
A. Montgomery Burns
B. Dick Cheney

The answer is B.

by Author June 17, 2006