Dylan John Darron Fearnley

Dylan, better known as "monkey" or "great ape" is a young christian teenager with hopes of becoming a ufc champion.
He thinks he can fight and batter anyone or anything. he abuses his friends for the fun of it and challenges them to brutal combat. He is usually seen with the neeks as he is one himself. his appearance is a lanky big eared monkey

Look, its Dylan John Darron Fearnley climbing a tree, what a monkey.

by ManyYellowMen May 10, 2023

Dylan (guy next to me)

Some random retard who puts up with my shit for some reason.

"hey Dylan (guy next to me) go onto Urban Dictionary and look up your name"

by Eh bruh December 12, 2017

Is Aemelia cuter than Dylan?

It is unequivocally known that any girl named Aemelia is much cuter/attractive/pretty etc. than any person named Dylan. This is well known and supported by many people throughout the world, as it is obvious.

Person 1: "Hey man, do you wanna play some 2k?"
Person 2: "Pfft, is Aemelia cuter than Dylan?"

by Bruhmovement January 26, 2022

🥀Dylan's memes🥀

🥀Dylan's memes🥀 is a meme account on snapchat that's just trying to make someones day better by posting funny

🥀memes that never get old.
He is the proud example of a true Irish lad! Snapchat account :dyland0307 🥀

Dude1:" 🥀dylan's memes🥀 is a top quality meme page! His content really makes me happy!
Dude2:"I know right! It really turns my frown..... upside down!"

by Sc:dyland0307 April 23, 2019

November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day

you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.

person 1: ahhhhh look at that it’s november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*

by dylansgirlfriend2000 November 3, 2022

NATIONAL ALLY HAS SEX WITH DYLAN DAY

On november 22, ally is obligated to have sex with dylan!

Dylan: Hey ally wanna have sex?

Ally: yes but only because its national ally has sex with dylan day.

by dickmccheddar November 21, 2019

Dylan M

a manchild whose own beloved mother dresses him up as a Sims 4 toddler and by miracle, scored himself a super pretty gf who he even doesn't talk to and complains ab it to his gfs best friend whilst she urges him on to literally talk to the cute girl he's dating. oh did I mention that he undoes girls bra straps and claims he's changed when he hasn't done anything to prove so and has a not so secret foot kink.

Dylan M:

"why are you guys making me the victim"

by swaggymush April 18, 2023