Venom Cum

To ejaculate when you are sick, expelling infected semen otherwise known as venom or poison cum.

I've been sick the last few days, but man when i venom cum it makes me feel a lot better

by Gmoneyswift December 23, 2010

Cum Roach

A white person

Get the fuck outta here with your racist comments! You lice infested Cum Roach

by IBTAL February 27, 2021

Thumb Cum

The art of spilling one's sexual mustard onto his thumb after a session of masturbation.

I ran out of tissues after I had a wank lastnight, I couldn't wipe off my thumb cum!!

by jackthehat June 30, 2011

cum slackie

A Insult to use against people who love cum or are just being an asshole

"Fuck you Bryce, you cum slackie"
"Hey man that kind of hurt my feelings"
"Shut up cum slackie"

by JoeDickButt November 25, 2018

Cum Funnel

An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.

I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.

by J. Edgar Allen May 19, 2010

Cum With The Wind

The act of expelling semen out of ones anus after the partners ejaculates into said anus.

"Wow bitch that was some crazy anal sex! Now Cum With The Wind!!!!"

by Nicademus May 2, 2010

cum rice

The eastern version of soggy biscuit, it is a male masturbation game where contestants jack off into a bowl of rice. Whoever shoots the first load wins the contest. But the loser has to eat the rice.

It is also used by restaurant owners as a way to punish bad customers...

Oh man, last night was so funny! we went to a restaurant and my friend was being hella racist so the manager served him a steaming load of cum rice!

by Zascher August 25, 2019