ice crotch

A woman with a vagina that has an icy exterior. This ice renders her crotch impenetrable. This woman will take it upon herself to keep global warming at bay by never allowing her frozen solid hymen to be quivered.

Damn, why is it cold in here? Oh, no, wait, Nicole's legs are open. Fucking ice crotch.

ice crotch by Jimbabwe December 8, 2007

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wheat crotch

the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.

john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch

wheat crotch by josh greenawalt July 20, 2008

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crutch crotch

when u hit someone in the balls with your crutch

I crutch crotched some kid today because he was making fun of me for being crippled

person 1:crutch meet crotch, crotch meet crutch
person 2: hold on wat!
person 2:oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

crutch crotch by goddessman3 January 20, 2010