the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
by A "professional" June 3, 2019
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•A state of mental or emotional confusion where you find yourself attracted to someone for the only reason that this person is acting uninterested toward you. You're ''following'' them, as in the wisdom quote ''Escape me and I will follow you''.
ORIGIN: acronym from CHARM OF LOSING THIS (colt) made into a verb.
verb
•A state of mental or emotional confusion where you find yourself attracted to someone for the only reason that this person is acting uninterested toward you. You're ''following'' them, as in the wisdom quote ''Escape me and I will follow you''.
ORIGIN: acronym from CHARM OF LOSING THIS (colt) made into a verb.
I thought I wasn't that interested but now that he's been ignoring my texts all week I'm completely colting.
by mawiietsinay June 11, 2019
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usually a boy but can sometimes be a girl. My best friends name is Coltan and she is a girl. She is sweet, loving, nice, and is the bet person you will ever meet. She has cool talents and is always there for her friends. Any one that is her friend is lucky to know someone like that so if you dont like her your brain is fucked up.
Coltan is lit
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by Briz 69 September 7, 2019
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she was a colonizee
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