Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."

"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"

by NerdyZombie83 January 6, 2023

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Cat Abuser

Someone whom totures and/or brutally murders an species named "Felis Catus" (Cat for short)
Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world.

Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.

Person 1 "I toture my cats daily!"
Person 2 "You...You....YOU CAT ABUSER!!!"

by CarterSmith September 13, 2023

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Ethereal Cat

An ethereal cat is a very beautiful cat.

I saw this ethereal cat on the street. It was very beautiful!

by qnort April 13, 2020

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Cat Ghost

A web series created by Kris Patrick and Alexis Ruiz, telling the mysterious story about 2 dead witches (Naarah, Elon) and the one who "killed" them (Gideon)

"Hey, do you know about that weird Web Series Cat Ghost?"

by Get out of trouble June 12, 2020

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