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Son Of A Twat Cake

similar to a Son Of A Bitch!! cept my ass made i up to bug the fuck out of Melissa James
"Son Of A Twat Cake!!" I stubbed my toe hoe.

half of cake 

A pound of cocaine. Approximately 25,000$
As heard in The Notorious B.I.G's song -Ten Crack Commandments.
Heard in three weeks she sniffed a whole half of cake up.
half of cake by DeadlySorry May 28, 2016
"Cakeboy" is a term I first came across in Clueless. In this case, it is used to announce that the man is homosexual, and while some would describe it as hateful, I happen to think it is a rather nice word, and hope that someday it will be used by the general public to promote homosexuality. Rarer still is my creation "cakegirl" (not yet in circulation) which means "lesbian".
1. As gay man - "Yo Cher, your man Christian is a cakeboy".
cakeboy by stranger December 20, 2004

urinal cake

A rare delicacy found in the waterfountains in the men's restroom. It has a very pleasent crunch and a tiggly aftertaste, although it makes your mouth a little blue afterwards.
"I'd like a urinal cake for dessert!"
"Um... sir..."

tossing a caesar salad

Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.
I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.
tossing a caesar salad by bottlecap September 25, 2005

Cake and arse party 

Slang term for an Officer's cocktail party. From the Royal Navy.
Not another butt licking cake and arse party (When a meeting is called by those in charge whose ego is in need of a massage)