Cooper can’t even bench two plates anymore and his reflexes are slow—there’s no doubt I could take him in a fight. He’s Breakfast, after all.
by GeedEater January 16, 2025
Get the Breakfast mug.Used to point out when a female is seen in public (gym, beach, restaurant, etc) wearing bottoms that go so far up their ass that you can see what they ate for breakfast.
Used when females are seen in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc
Used when females are seen in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc
by Be Youneek January 25, 2025
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When a female is seen in public (gym, beach, mall, etc) wearing bottoms that go so far up their ass that you can see what they ate for breakfast.
Used to point out to your buddies or your girlfriend/wife a female in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc.
Used to point out to your buddies or your girlfriend/wife a female in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc.
by Be Youneek January 25, 2025
Get the Breakfast Club mug.When someone wakes up and the first thing they do is snort 2–3 lines of cocaine as their “morning routine,” treating it like their version of breakfast or coffee.
Example 1:
“Bro skipped coffee and went straight for a breakfast bump.”
Example 2:
“He can’t function without his breakfast bump before work.”
Example 3:
“Some people need caffeine in the morning, others go for a breakfast bump.”
“Bro skipped coffee and went straight for a breakfast bump.”
Example 2:
“He can’t function without his breakfast bump before work.”
Example 3:
“Some people need caffeine in the morning, others go for a breakfast bump.”
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Get the Breakfast mug.Breakfast Machine (noun, slang)
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
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“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”
2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”
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“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”
2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”
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“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
by Angee Maree May 29, 2025
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