Boner Saver

When a man hides his boner in his waistbelt to keep from everybody seeing and getting embarassed. Also feels very good. It works and feels good what could be better. Also called a b saver

That girl was so hott in class that I had to pull a boner saver to keep from everybody seeing.

by Bud Hohle December 9, 2007

Brain boner

The feeling you get when you are having a lively discussion or listening to an engaging lecture and everything makes sense and it gives you a bunch of new ideas about the topic at hand. The intellectual equivalent of an erection.

DeSean: oh man, that lecture given by Dr. Kobilka about G protein-coupled receptor dynamics gave me a massive brain boner.

Derrick: uhh...right, yeah, totally dude. *pssst* Jimmy, I think we need to re-evaluate our friendship with DeSean...

Jimmy: agreed.

by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016

Boner Boxers

Boxers that hide a minor to a massive boner, Typically boxer-briefs, Used when you know hot girls will be around

Person A: Damn That lady looks swell
Person B: I know! good thing I got my Boner Boxers on

by Bonerboxerman July 20, 2010

Del Boner

When you shave your pubic hairs to look like an eyebrow and you get a stiffy. As your dick gets hard, the eyebrow goes up and down.

"This girl in class got me so hard today that I couldn't hide my del boner!"

by DB Trust January 15, 2008

Phone boner

When you put your phone in your pocket and it causes a bulge to appear.

Dude : What's that bulge?
Dude 2 : Phone bonerrr!

by sahgdjsd March 13, 2011

Boner cozy

when a woman stays on your penis without moving like a cozy

hey babe want to my boner cozy im feeling a little cold down there

by Jeffrey2827382 January 18, 2009

Piss Boner

When your dick gets hard because it's inflated with piss.

Mike : "Oh my God, Jeremy has boner! Is he really turned on by that ugly bitch?!"
John : "Nah, it can't be - he probably just has a piss boner."

by Hi Raoul September 29, 2014