Hot Slurp Balloon

A condom filled with piss

Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it

It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo

I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it

by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023

Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.

He knows just how to tie her balloon.

by Zaerion February 25, 2023

tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.

"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."

by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023

finger like a balloon

When a finger is sore.

The finger like a balloon is an infection.

by Debskelly1985 March 21, 2023

Hot Air Balloon

When person one takes a bong hit up their ass then person two goes ass to mouth to take the hit while person one farts it out.

Did you see James take that hot air balloon? Yea, he was so wasted and smelled like ass

by DudeThatsSoWrong April 22, 2023

Hot Air Balloon

The act of when an individual is eating another’s anus, and the receiver farts into the giver’s mouth. The giver then kisses the receiver exchanging the hot gas. This is the Hot Air Baloon

Bro my wife and I hot air ballooned last night, that stuff was hot!!

by Ramranchmarine June 27, 2023

She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from

Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023