Golden Boat

When you stand over a lady with her legs over her head and urinate directly into her Vagingo

Last night was crazy, was with this freaky girl from Boldmere and she asked me to give her a Golden Boat. Next thing you know shes legs akimbo and im sinking the vessel.

by ShizzleKizzle March 23, 2022

Blue boat

A group of sad people

person one: im stuck in a blue boat and cannot get out

by themagicalboy March 28, 2022

Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 13, 2022

Albin_Boat

He is the goat of everything and has a huge shhcclonng

U Have a schlong like Albin_Boat

by bhkhygf April 20, 2022

toaster boat

Just a toaster boat

"Fuck you, ya toaster boat!"

by BashTheGhxst69 May 20, 2022

Banana Boat

When you use a peeled (for natural lubrication) banana as a dildo.

I had the best banana boat of my life last night

by DRI FIT June 12, 2022

Pontoon Boat

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022