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Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.
Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.
by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006
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Madam’s apple

When a seemingly woman possesses an Adam’s apple.
Damn, do you see the madam’s apple on the chick with the size 14 foot?!?!
by Weezy McNasty November 6, 2021
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apple doorbell

the sound pattern made when all of your apple devices receive an email at the same time and are all on the same desk/room.
iphone, ipad, ipod all get an email and the ever famous email chime rings on them all milliseconds apart. this cadence of sound is the apple doorbell.
by translator of mumbles July 11, 2011
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apple snapple

a commonly used slang word in the late 90's by people living in dundalk maryland referring to getting a blow job.. most commonly said by african americans who cant speak actual correct phonics any way and only say it as a female is passing by..
hey yo girl.. whud up wit dat apple snapple yo..
by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011
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Foreskin apple

When you put an apple in your foreskin...obviously
Person 1:Hey wanna see a foreskin apple

Person 2:oh yea sure I guess
by Mr.ivan February 22, 2022
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Virginia Apple

an apple skinned and soaked in vodka.
hey bitch pass the Virginia Apple, its time to get wasted
by sbxicrazyfuckingshit April 27, 2011
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Apple Crumble

For something to go wrong, to mess up.
Used in the song “Apple Crumble” by Lime Cordiale and Idris Elba.
This dinner party has all gone apple crumble
by BigMuscleBill May 20, 2022
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