Alex Pannu

A boy who masturbates 4 times a day while his pubes are longer than his dick (3 inches)

I'm going to do an Alex Pannu tonight or you're such an Alex Pannu

by Fuck you declan November 17, 2019

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Alex Odom

The best English Teacher Ever!

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by hbjhbiuh October 29, 2020

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Alex Lim

A boy that likes to snooze over class

And cheats all the girls and say pervert words when nobody is with him

Person 1 Do you like Alex lim

Person 2 yes

Person 3 don’t you know he is a pervert

by the man with the sex December 27, 2021

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Alex Weisman

A passionate lover
Someone who loves nature
An architect

Man, I wish I could be Alex Weisman when I grow up.

by Yankees99 April 18, 2021

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alex speak

Syntax that simps and little children when texting online. Common phrases include "yeo", "skull emoji", and cutting words in half with dashes.

"yeo cum here girl we finna do sum or wha-"
Man cut out that alex speak.

by DetrimentalMug October 8, 2020

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Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.

Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.

by alexturnerscumdumpslut November 24, 2021

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