Alex Gillis

Hacker.

You should wrap your computer in parkas to protect against Alex Gillis.

by Julian Felix October 25, 2012

alex speak

Syntax that simps and little children when texting online. Common phrases include "yeo", "skull emoji", and cutting words in half with dashes.

"yeo cum here girl we finna do sum or wha-"
Man cut out that alex speak.

by DetrimentalMug October 8, 2020

Alex Turner

Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.

Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.

by alexturnerscumdumpslut November 24, 2021

Alex Weisman

A passionate lover
Someone who loves nature
An architect

Man, I wish I could be Alex Weisman when I grow up.

by Yankees99 April 18, 2021

Alex Touron

Her eyes are are like the Milky Way. Her smile lights up the whole room. Her compliments make your day. When she say she loves you heart jumps out of your chest. She is perfect no matter what anybody say and even if they do say she is not perfect she is perfect to me. I love you Alex.

I love Alex Touron

by I love Alex June 29, 2014

alex dipper

gay boi

bro that kid is such an alex dipper

by kidskoolaid October 5, 2018

The Alex Drop

Originated from League of Legends where after a couple of losses in a row a player would start raging and drop an excessive amount of elo.

Guy 1: I just lost 300 elo...
Guy 2: Oh, you had "The Alex Drop" bro, better stop playing.

by Rogueaholic February 3, 2013