by Matronex March 1, 2016
Get the one hunna mug.the opposite of onegine:A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Will lisa be coming out to get smashed tonight? no she won't. she's got one sack the poor cunt, and her days are numbered and her freedom ended
by Goorin October 4, 2012
Get the one sack mug.Going to the liquor store, and/or getting drunk. A superior alternative to normal attempts to decide what to do on a night out with friends.
by EagerSpring March 26, 2012
Get the Step One mug.PalePhace the One is a white rap artist from Knoxville, TN.
He has written and recorded hundreds of songs, both Rap and R&B. He cofounded Solo Records with Steven Donahue before leaving the label due to creative differences. He founded and hosted the "Freestyle Battles" at club Amnesia in Knoxville. As one half of the Low Life Click, he won the"Got Milk" battle of the bands with a song called United. He was a finalist in the Missy Elliot UPN project, beating out thousands in Atlanta, GA. He is no longer active in rap music. He has gone on to pursue a college education. His real name is Micheal Scott Washam, the grandson of legendary and prolific songwritter Arthur Q. Smith.
He has written and recorded hundreds of songs, both Rap and R&B. He cofounded Solo Records with Steven Donahue before leaving the label due to creative differences. He founded and hosted the "Freestyle Battles" at club Amnesia in Knoxville. As one half of the Low Life Click, he won the"Got Milk" battle of the bands with a song called United. He was a finalist in the Missy Elliot UPN project, beating out thousands in Atlanta, GA. He is no longer active in rap music. He has gone on to pursue a college education. His real name is Micheal Scott Washam, the grandson of legendary and prolific songwritter Arthur Q. Smith.
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by Inthaknow March 11, 2011
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Get the a sick one mug.lytchett term for taking a shit. Can be shorterned to Dom Hollow (Pantera reference) or Dom Holio if your massey
by will March 8, 2004
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The Cold-itude of the One is equally proportionate to the One-itude of the One. The colder it is the more of a One it is. You don't wanna get stuck with a Cold-None.
The Cold-itude of the One is equally proportionate to the One-itude of the One. The colder it is the more of a One it is. You don't wanna get stuck with a Cold-None.
"In some European Countries they've been known to drink cool ones or Room Temperature Ones or even WARM Ones"
by Rane May 8, 2003
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