potato bonus

Refers to the tasty spud-chunks that are included in canned mixed vegetables, as opposed to frozen bags of them that only contain the "standard five" garden-delights (peas, green beans, carrots, corn, and green lima beans).
Canned mixed vegetables are indeed blessed with a potato bonus, are pre-cooked and ready-to-eat, and do not require refrigeration till opened, but there are drawbacks to them when compared to just the frozen kind: they may cost more per ounce (i.e., over a buck for a 15-ounce can as opposed to maybe two bucks for a two-pound cello-bag; there is considerably less than the stated weight of solid veggies in the can, also, since a lot of the product's volume is made up of the broth that they're cooked in), they are often excessively salty, and they aren't usually so robust-flavored as the freshly-cooked fare you'd get from stewing up a frozen bag of them yourself, either.
by QuacksO March 03, 2019
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tiny potato

girl so tiny and small and cute she is actually considered a match of physique to that of a potato. ( must be caucasian)
You are a tiny potato
by G.I:J3w September 12, 2014
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Potato bomb

It is when an Irish girl sits on your dick and sharts while it’s in her ass.
I was so drunk and passed out. when i woke up I saw I was potato bombed. I guess she was Irish.
by Baldyxxx August 02, 2022
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Death Potato

Jordan is a Death Potato
by justafuckingpotato September 01, 2016
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Potato Painter

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.
Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!
by Residentialzombe1 December 04, 2019
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Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.
That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?
by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021
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