Okay so let me tell u about this gamer.
He is one of the coolest boo-boos in town as well as the biggest fool. For an ultimate gamer (that he claims to be) he also happens to be an ultimate loser, explaining why Jeff talks shit about him 24/7(but we don't discriminate).
Jacob is blind as a bat so if you see him running move out of the way. He will trample you will his barefeet. Jacob a.k.a snotboy will still her bitch and your man so be a-fucking-ware. Jacob has the power of 1,000 Leela's so he will literally defeat any and everyone except Godlesp of course.
He is one of the coolest boo-boos in town as well as the biggest fool. For an ultimate gamer (that he claims to be) he also happens to be an ultimate loser, explaining why Jeff talks shit about him 24/7(but we don't discriminate).
Jacob is blind as a bat so if you see him running move out of the way. He will trample you will his barefeet. Jacob a.k.a snotboy will still her bitch and your man so be a-fucking-ware. Jacob has the power of 1,000 Leela's so he will literally defeat any and everyone except Godlesp of course.
by Pseudofragginnym May 28, 2019
Get the Jacob Chimtzu Freiheit mug.A fat kid with contacts that thinks he is very smart but is actually very stupid. He likes to brag about his grades to his friends.
by Eelam9 February 12, 2019
Get the Jacob Allen mug.Men are always right, Women are always wrong.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
by Elizabeth171 April 11, 2009
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Girl 2: im not sure
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Girl 2: im not sure
Jacob: hello ladies lol
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everyone knows a jacob and everyone knows that they are gordo and feo. they are literally the most annoying people on the planet and make you lose your marbles. eliminate any jacobs
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Get the Jacob mug.Jacob is a overall great person. He can make you smile a lot. If you have had a bad day he will just say something funny and it will make your day. Once ou get to know him he will be a very sweet and good friend.
Hey Jacob.
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