Face throttle

Throttling someone's fucking dumb ass face.

I'm going to face throttle your fuck off.

by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018

Powder Face

When a girl (or guy) wears too much make-up. Making it obvious that she/he spent 40 minutes applying her BB cream, MAC concealer, "natural" Cover Girl foundation, and translucent powder finish. Followed by dark/noticeable eyeshadow and "ultra volume" mascara. Making everyone shocked and disturbed when it's time to take the make-up off, exposing their terrible complexion and TRUE appearance.

Guy 1: DUDE, LOOK AT THAT CHICK!

Guy 2: Ew, she's a Powder Face dude, that's gross.

by OH HO HO January 16, 2011

*Face Hell*

when you faceplam so hard that your head passes through the dephts of hell.

Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong

Dan: Shut the fuk up.

Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.

Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH

by PumaMania August 14, 2008

selfie face

The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.

For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.

For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.

Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.

Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.

by fat_man July 15, 2014

Chop face

A South African term usually used to describe a person that performs an act of momentary stupidity.

dude, you are such a chop face. Your boss was standing right behind you..

by awesomejarz February 11, 2010

stuff face

to eat

I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.

by Teratogen April 24, 2012

hyena face

An urban legend of the Westside of Los Angeles. It is said that a creature with a hyena's head that walks on two legs like a person has been seen late at night. It has been seen walking from far away in Pacific Palisades and Santa Monica

Guy 1: I saw something walking outside my place in Malibu!
Guy 2: Maybe it was Hyena Face!

by jb2701 January 20, 2017