A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.
“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
by MantleLikesKids November 6, 2022
Get the Dirty Jacob’s Dadmug. A fat kid with contacts that thinks he is very smart but is actually very stupid. He likes to brag about his grades to his friends.
by Eelam9 February 12, 2019
Get the Jacob Allenmug. Men are always right, Women are always wrong.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
by Elizabeth171 April 11, 2009
Get the Jacob's Third Lawmug. girl 1: Do you think he will like me
Girl 2: im not sure
Jacob: hello ladies lol
both girls: jhcbzdghbhczshfgbdsygvduhzvbzchnbydghb yudhjhds
Girl 2: im not sure
Jacob: hello ladies lol
both girls: jhcbzdghbhczshfgbdsygvduhzvbzchnbydghb yudhjhds
by jacob!#@$benza February 21, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. 
everyone knows a jacob and everyone knows that they are gordo and feo. they are literally the most annoying people on the planet and make you lose your marbles. eliminate any jacobs
by ahafkfieurf March 1, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a overall great person. He can make you smile a lot. If you have had a bad day he will just say something funny and it will make your day. Once ou get to know him he will be a very sweet and good friend.
Hey Jacob.
by Addi grace February 16, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.