The Uncle Joe

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.

No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!

by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

joe tiddies

The hot tiddies of Kojiro Nanjo, the most bisexual fucker in sk8 the infinity. His boyfriend can't leave them alone, men and women simp over them, they're just so hot.

Person 1: hey, have you seen Joe tiddies?
Person 2: OMG, yessss! They're just so hot.

by Matchablossom_simp November 25, 2021

joe stuff

When you ask a question and the answer does not add up.

When you have an excuse for every situation.

When you have several girlfriends at one time.

Man, he's always got Joe Stuff going on.

by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016

Joe Mccoy

Joe mccoy is a big man who can magically make baseball bats appear out of thin air.
He runs Scott estate and chats the biggest shit in the world. He is world renouned for selling the devils lettuce

Oh my god theres Joe Mccoy we better run away!

by Ethan Kumarajeeewa November 23, 2021

The Joe Hughes

Sex position

The Joe Hughes is a sex position with male standing or sitting with both hands behind his head

by RC Bill Gates March 21, 2019

mulatto Joe

A Mulatto Joe is a white man who has black man hair so you're not sure what his ethnicity is. Mulatto Joe's game is weak as shit and he stares at girl's at the gym and when they make eye contact with him he flees not unlike a scared cat.

"Homie, you gonna invite Mulatto Joe to the fire?"
"Nah nigga, his game fuckin' weak"

by josh peak June 23, 2014

Hot Joe

A complete and utter stranger with whom you have an obsessive crush on and intense attraction to. In most cases, the Hot Joe does not pay the crusher any attention whatsoever.

I found a Hot Joe in the library, he's a law student and I stalk him relentlessly to this day.

by Humbled Bitch October 23, 2013