sexy man Gus

An old dude that thinks he's sexy, but really isn't

I was at the mall the other day and i saw this old guy flirting with a young teenage girl, what a sexy man Gus.

by peterjaurez September 6, 2013

Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013

one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.

Troels had a lof on one man stands.

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see

(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!

by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013

Man-naize

When your man juices congeal to a custardy substance and it gits all thick like mayonnaise.

Yo, J'nielle! Dat dime was so poppin last nite dat I couldn't even make it. My man-naize got all over her belly.

by Joe876543 October 12, 2013

poor mans rum

Cup of tea !

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.

by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012

Man's Knuckle

When a man shows his knuckles to other guys, he doesn't show them like a girl-he puts them into a weird fist like a real man does!

He shiwed everyone his Man's Knuckle.

by pa2edophile January 29, 2012