#1 MAN

The pinnacle of the MAN gender, the greatest MAN to ever live. Every woman loves HIM. And HE will never be defeated.
And that MAN is ME. OBVIOUSLY

I am the #1 MAN

by Josefth3ripper November 28, 2024

Owned Man

A male gold-digger who is at the disposal of a wealthy, female, sexual partner, and afforded the luxuries of her wealth, but confined to her expectations for his looks, attitude, and acquaintances.

Mary bought Kevin a house with a pool and told him he can't hang out with us anymore; he's an owned man.

by PenisDiderot September 18, 2021

man rider

Man rider some one normally named Kurt

Tuff guy why has tattoos image problems

Small Willy and loves riding men

That man rider over there look at him with his pit vipers bet he loves riding men at the mine site I bet his name is kurt

by Ree ree knows everything November 2, 2023

Hottest man alive

Drew Starkey.

Me: Drew Starkey is so hot!!
Bestie: I know right! He is definitely the hottest man alive

by Lifevestmustash January 28, 2022

Man

A miserable little pile of secrets

Dracula: What is a man?

Tosses goblet, which breaks
Dracula: A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

by SSJ4 TEEN GOHAN May 3, 2025

Man lands on moon

To express that something has been done a long time ago or is very obvious.

- I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.

- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.

by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022

C00chie man

the man is just different.

when the doctor cant save the kid c00chie man is there to save the day.

by smackdabobby September 21, 2020