Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011

Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

anal swab my back

Ain't no sweat off my back.

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.

by lada October 7, 2005

take my trash out

It is when two people come back from a bar fairly sauced. The male mandates that the women give him head. In the process of the head-giving, the male vomits on the female but insists that the female continues. Once a nut has been busted in the female's mouth, the male forcibly makes the female leave his residence and yells "Take my trash out."

Suckie Suckie. BARF. "No no, keep going." Suckie Suckie. SQUIRT. "Take my trash out!"

by Grand Master C April 6, 2004

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE

1. Moment in time when your body is so coked that a numbing sensation spreads starting at on your face.

2. Unused excitement that causes you to feel separated from your head.

3. Getting so excited when thinking about future events.

EX. 1: Guy 1: Hey Andrew i really hate being at work!

Guy 2: I know man it's so dead in here, I CAN'T FEEEL MY FACE!!!!

EX. 2: Guy 1: Bro you ready for tonight, I hear there is going to be crazy bitches gettin down.

Guy 2: I heard man I'm so excited I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!!!!

by G THE G May 11, 2007

get my bars up

Its another way of sayin i need to have sex.

"girl i need to get my bars up"

"like cingular huh?"

"you know it!"

by Monet' August 2, 2007

my drip is ice cold

When a black girl says "my drip is ice cold" you can bet your life she is talking about her nether region down below. The context this phrase is said in is a usually a tense argument between a couple when their love life is beginning to fizzle out and sex is a rare occasion.

Boyfriend: babe I'm just not in the mood right now.

Girlfriend: well you better get in the mood cuz my drip is ice cold.

by Ramoriah November 25, 2013