quit shit pissin' around

Stop wasting f'n time!

Get your ass over here and quit shit pissin' around!

by bijouseve November 21, 2007

post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit

Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder

by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014

king shit of terd island

A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.

Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.

egotistical self-importance

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

digin dat shit out

eat some ones body parts for their money (technically a stripper)

yo i saw bob digen out crises shit he be digin dat shit out

by kingkai1738 June 2, 2017

whole lotta gay shit

when there is alot of "gay" aka lame or boring or retarded things happening.

boy: i miss my mum
girl: thats a whole lotta gay shit
boy: *cries*

by defining_gods May 13, 2018

gucci mane bull shit

When a rapper makes up a lyric that sounds cool (may or maynot be correct english, or make anysense) in order to keep rhythm. Originated by Gucci Mane.

Phil says, "yo dude wtf did he just say??" Uniiqwuh says " idk that's just some Gucci Mane bull shit."

by Kevum May 15, 2016

SELL ME YOUR SHIT

Phrase often used by players of the game "Skyrim". Player is often done watching Tosh.0 and searching for real entertainment. Also, a phrase taken at face value.

MERCHANT-You need something?
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!

"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."

"Sell me your shit!"

"ok"

by dannycarey January 10, 2012