Monkey Man

Cailey's boyfriend LMAOOO

Damn he is such a monkey man

Hey Cailey where is your monkey man

Let's go play with monkey man.

by cocksukerrrrr June 1, 2018

Man whore

A man who's a slut by sending nudes to another girl while dating a girl

Wow Matthew is such a fucking man whore

by David David james March 25, 2017

the lollypop man

The lollypop man is a man who watches you cross the road with a lollypop stick and who wears sandals

The lollypop man wears sandals

by why am I so awsome July 11, 2014

Jahbti man

Hot and spicy Indian man (typically a lot of hair)

My science teacher is a jahbti man

My uncle

by Jahansjskwnwksn March 29, 2021

Man Card

Something that assholes think is revoked for doing something unmanly, but is actually taken away if you say douchey things like the word "man card"

Normal guy: I think High School Musical 2 was a pretty good movie.
Douche: Bro: I'm gonna have to take your man card away for that one!
Normal guy: Well, I'm gonna have to take away your man card for saying the word "man card"

by billwillbilly June 3, 2021

this man is already dead he just doesnt know it

phrase or whatever used by idksterling ,commonly used for his videos where someone is gonna die and stuff but then used as a meme for whenever someone does anything,they use the caption "this man is already dead he just doesn't know it"

idksterling:this man is already dead he just doesnt know it
person:oh no person dying
2 years later
idksterling:this man is already dead he just doesnt know it
person:this man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know it

by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount November 18, 2024

man hoe

someone who “talks” to many girls but can’t pull any of them

Roman is a man hoe

by pabloshawtyyyyy January 23, 2022