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First Fuck Syndrome

It is the syndrome most girls get (but some boys too) after they "make love" for their first time. And it doesn't matter if the dude/girl they did it with is the biggest loser/idiot/asshole whatever, they will give them every chance in the world no matter what other people say.
Girl: hey, I think I'm gonna give my x another chance.
Boy: Damn girl are you crazy?!? Listen I gotta know somethin. Did you give it up to him?
Girl: ya
Boy: Aahh damn girl thats why you keep giving him chances, you got that First Fuck Syndrome!
by Ferd to the Word April 30, 2009
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cowboy the fuck up

1. To grow a tough skin quickly or suck it up.
2. Punchline to a brilliant lyric in Deathboy's "The 80s are Dead"

3. Credited as 'Astrid's bit.
"Stop being a sissymary motherfucker, and just cowboy the fuck up already"
by titled November 5, 2003
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monkey fucking a football

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.
Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009
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mother fuck-ass

another form of mother fucker but more applicable to when you fuck something up
John: Dude you totally missed your bus. You are such a dumb-ass.
Drew: MOTHER FUCK-ASS!!
by wufei September 9, 2004
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woo fucking hoo

Used to indicate that the speaker is totally unimpressed, unexcited and/or unsurprised by some item of news or gossip (s)he has just received. It is an adaptation of the phrase woo hoo, which is used to indicate excitement, and was popularized by British rock band Blur in their hit single Song 2.
"Hey, guess what? Janet Jackson flashed her boob on the Superbowl half-time show!"

"That saggy-titted old witch? Woo fucking hoo!"
by Mooseboy February 11, 2004
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Vampire Hate Fuck

As seen on the third episode of the third season of True Blood:
Vampire Hate Fuck is the act of angrily twisting a person's head backwards a complete 180 degrees so that you don't have to look at their face while you fuck them violently out of pure hate and spite. Unlike rape, this experience is welcomed by the person having their head twisted.
by Doctor Amaazing July 6, 2010
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clean the fuck up

what a mom screams at her son when she is pms'ing and the house isnt clean
mom: TOMMY CLEAN THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BEAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy: ok bitch
by tommy!!! May 31, 2007
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