mad hot shit breath

When someone is standing near you, with dry, (hot) and smelling like your dog just shit in your back yard BREATH!

"Hey Katie, will you stop leaning over me, your going to knock me out with you MAD HOT SHIT BREATH!"

by Mane Bunter January 29, 2007

weird shit-o-meter

A phrase made popular by Will Smith in "Men In Black",which can be used to decribe one's reaction to a strange situation.

Even After I smoked a bowl of marijuana during the movie "Eraserhead",it still ranks about a 9.5 on the weird shit-o-meter.

by Vagina Coastguard December 14, 2003

shit eating grin

A toothy smile made by a jackass who just downed a 3 ponds of buffalo turds and still had particles of it on its teeth

Hey, buddy! Brush that shit-eating grin off your face!

by Bernard Dworkin July 28, 2003

no shit off my ass

1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way

2. when you don't give a fuck

guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football

guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass

by beanboy88 January 13, 2010

wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

by Big Worm August 12, 2008

I shit myself empty

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea

Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"

by basilbrush October 19, 2008

Shit Me Up

(V.) To make a Skype/FaceTime call with someone while simultaneously taking a shit - A form of communication often found undesirable by the call recipient.

1.) Karen so help me, If you shit me up one more time I'm leaving
2.) Greg shat me up last night, so I don't think I'm gonna talk to him anymore.

by NAAAYRB May 25, 2016