Special K

Special K Cereal is a common brand of cereal exclusively purchased by Caucasian mothers in an attempt to reduce their obesity, however, this refers to the slamming of stated Caucasian mother into a counter top with the force required to hospitalize and fracture the hips. After this endeavor of hip breakage, it is necessary to keep tapping that aged bun hole.

I Special K'd Daniels mom so hard that she went into a coma due to blood lost from the exchange. However, that old slut is still pregnant from my popping her grassy knoll.

by GrannyGoochLiker5 June 29, 2018

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K Fail

A K fail is when you play guildwars with someone, (who has been playing since beta) and he has no clue as to what he is doing. He doesn't know how to do the mission or bonus. He constantly runs to the front to commit suicide, double aggro's and uses the worst rez in the game. (rebirth) He also has fail heroes with fail builds.

K Fail is the new "noob".

Friend: Hey want to come do a mission with me?
You: As long as you don't pull a K Fail.

by Meng X Die November 3, 2010

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k-leaf

Cabbage leaves dried up, shredded and rolled up to smoke. Gets you high as shit, but when you come down, hurts like motherfuck.

"Yo dawg, pass the k-leaf."

"Awww shit.. my head's banging like a jackhammer cos of that mofuckin k-leaf."

by mjs2 May 19, 2007

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K-Pop

South Korean pop music created by god to punish us because of our sins but some people started to like it so now god is thinking about suicide!

#stopkpop #helpgod

K-Pop fan: He’s so cute aegyo!
God: Ight imma commit not alive!

by rehobalint November 16, 2019

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