Zombie

bloody cannibals; quite fascinating
When someone is being annoying or selfish.

Friend 1: you're being such a Zombie right now!!!

Friend 2: what?!?!?!

by Momma knows best. June 14, 2011

Zombie Stranger

The act of jerking off with a severed arm or hand while zombie from the cranberries plays on loop.

Person 1: To bad Jeremy lost his arm in that accident.

Person 2: Yeah but I heard the paramedic gave himself a zombie stranger in the back of the ambulance while he made Jeremy watch.

by Wolf of Main Street April 29, 2021

Tiny Spaceman Zombie

A Tiny man in space that eats Martians and rocks. Very lumpy humanoid retarded thing that never knows what it is doing.

What is that Tiny Spaceman Zombie doing on the Moon? It looks like it's eating rocks and martians. What a retard. It probably does'nt even know what it is doing.

by Poopness November 9, 2010

Celebrity Zombie

When your neighbors are bullies and set up cameras to keep an eye on the tweakers in your hood, stealing and drug deals. A celebrity zombie is the tweaker unknowingly being watched, monitored or talked about. A Negative attention that is forced upon you due to your situation and Haterz.

Celebrity Zombie: When you move somewhere knew like a small town and right away there are rumors being spread throughout the town about who your 'e fucking... "I ain't here for you're entertainment and i damn sure ain't trying to be a "celebrity zombie" in this shit hole.

by CAckbloxer October 20, 2019

Camden Zombies

A Camden Zombie is a Heroin Addict that walks the street like Dawn of the Dead, glassy eyes, slow walking, and unaware of their surroundings.

Walking down Broadway at midnight looks like the Thriller video because of the Camden Zombies

by RevRun February 7, 2018

Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

by Froginabox December 16, 2011

Zombie Porn

A type of porn where essentially theirs one women and a bunch of men and they cum on her before she dies.

Man 1-15: OMG I'M GONNA AHHHHH
Women: OMG I'M BLEEDING OUT STOP

Man 1-15: *cooms*
Women: *dies*
Man watching: *busted* that was some good Zombie Porn

by icrywhenijackoff March 5, 2023